The Funniest Chuck Norris jokes 

Strongman and cultural icon Chuck Norris stars in a fantastic number of one-line jokes on the Internet

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

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