Strongman and cultural icon Chuck Norris stars in a fantastic number of one-line jokes on the Internet

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.


For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.


Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.


If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.


Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.


Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.


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